Nob Hill · 114 Tulane Dr SE (505) 503-6564
Nob Hill · Albuquerque

Burgers named
after the greats.

Double smash patties, hip-hop on the walls, arcade games in the corner. The 2-Pac, the O.P.P., the Notorious BLT, Baby Got Mac. Every burger comes with fries. Green chile on request, because this is still New Mexico.

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114 Tulane Dr SE · patio out front
4.2 on Yelp · 71 reviews
Open seven days a week
Top Local Workplace 2024
NM Certified Chile
The Phatties

Two smash patties, one long tracklist.

Every burger is built on double thin-smashed patties and comes with a side of fries. Prices are straight off their own menu.

All burgers served with fries
S.P.M.Single smash patty, cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions$10
2-PacTwo smash patties, cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions$13
G-CheezyCheese, green chile, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions$15
S & MSwiss cheese and mushrooms$15
T-PineCheese, grilled pineapple, onions, teriyaki sauce$16
Notorious BLTCheese, lots of bacon, lettuce and tomato$16
Baby Got MacMac & cheese and bacon bits$17
M.C. JammerCheese, grilled ham and raspberry jam$17
O.P.P.Cheese, pulled pork, bacon, BBQ sauce, topped with onion rings$18
Lean BackVegTwo black bean patties, cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions$18
Turkey MinajTurkey burger, cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions$18
Beetsie BoyVeg · GFBeyond Meat, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles on a gluten-free bun$18
On the tray

What it actually looks like.

Stacked and served
S & M Burger
Green chile dog
Green chile cheese fries
The Room

The décor is half the reason people come.

Albums on the walls, Funko Pops of the whole roster behind glass, arcade cabinets in the corner and old-school videos on the screens.

What's on the wall

One reviewer put it best: “they have all the OG's all over the walls.” Another came for the burgers and stayed for the 80s arcade cabinets.

Top Local Workplace 2024 NM Certified Chile Patio seating Arcade games
The Reviews

Seventy-one people have weighed in.

I have been on a burger tour of Albuquerque since I moved here. And this was the best of the bunch so far. The cheeseburger was excellent, cooked to perfection, and the fries were hot and crispy. Jeffrey G. · Yelp
It's a rap themed restaurant! Of course you know I was hooked. I mean bro they have all the OG's all over the walls! It looked so cool! Daniel D. · Yelp
What really sets this place apart is the hip hop and rap themed decor and the 80's arcade video games. The lady at the front was super friendly and helpful. Chryseis M. · Yelp
G-Cheezy with parmesan fries. This is becoming one of my regular orders and I enjoy it every time. The burger was huge and filling, as usual. Christina H. · Yelp
4.2 on Yelp
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Find Us

Nob Hill, seven days a week.

Dine in, grab the patio out front, take it to go, or order delivery. Order at the counter. The menu's on the screens.

114 Tulane Dr SE Albuquerque, NM 87106 · Nob Hill
  • Monday11:30am – 9:00pm
  • Tuesday11:30am – 9:00pm
  • Wednesday11:30am – 9:00pm
  • Thursday11:30am – 9:00pm
  • Friday11:30am – 10:00pm
  • Saturday11:30am – 10:00pm
  • Sunday12:00pm – 7:00pm
(505) 503-6564
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Phat Stax printed menu, front: Intros, Fry-Day and the Phatties with prices.
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